Confessionals Episode 1

[Andrew]

Alrighty! Surv1vor Egypt! Well I have to say, I love the view of these pyramids, and the Nile River is as cool as they say, but let's face it. This is no adventure, my friend. This is Survivor and it's game time!

First twist is the now WAY OVER USED 4 tribe twist that every single Survivor ORG series JUST HAS to use at least once. Blah, I hate this twist. It means you have to step up right from the get go or else you could be gone. Plus, it means less flexibility for your gameplan. You only have 3 options for allies, and in this case, I'm not too thrilled with any of them.

Ektor is easily my favorite out of the Memphis tribe. We get along well and he doesn't creep my out. By default, he's going to be my closest ally for now.

Scott: The oldest guy this season. And lemme tell you, he's sooooooooooooo gay! (HIS WORDS, NOT MINE! DON'T GO CALLING ME HOMOPHOBE, HE SAID THOSE WORDS). He seems nice, just a little...I dunno. I'll have to give him more time I suppose before I get too judgemental.

Dakota: The only chick on this tribe...and she's not even legal! lol, just messing, but seriously! Why couldn't I be on the tribe with Torah or Morgan? I bonded well with both of them before the tribes got mixed up, plus they're at least active! (and hotter) Dakota...hell if I hadn't been told she was on this tribe, I never would have known it!

oh well, at least we're the blue tribe, so that eases the pain somewhat. Better than purple I suppose.

Anyway, enough whining and moaning out of me. I'm sure things will turn out better once this season actually starts to get going. Outside of the tribe accomidations, this season looks like it's gonna be a great one!

[Andrew]

Well the alliances have begun. I made the deal to Ektor, which he of course accepted. He also brought up Scott, which fine. I have a feeling that Ektor and Scott already made an alliance with each other. But for now, I have no choices anyway, so I kinda have to go along with it. Luckily, Ektor also said we should get Morgan and Torah in an alliance. Excellent, just the 2 I've wanted to allign with. So this possible alliance just might work out after all.

[Andrew]

Well the results aren't quite in yet, but after adding up the times...the Memphis tribe...gets SLAUGHTERED!!! Holy Crap! We were awful, no communication, no clue on what we were doing at all. Let me put it this way...

The other tribes did their challenge in a combined time of under an hour.... the Memphis tribe? We did it in an incredible combined time of......(drum roll please)................................
............................59.......................................HOURS!!!!!! How the bloody hell do we do that bad?!?!?!?!!??!! Answer, no organization at all. That has to change. We need to get more focused on these challenges so that we don't have to go to tribal anymore. So who goes?

Well until the challenge, it was decided that Dakota was to leave. However, she has gotten a LOT more active lately, so maybe she was just having an off day or two earlier. Ektor is my closest ally. That leaves Scott.

Here's my problem with Scott. Every time I talk to him, he has to ask me who I am, what game I'm in, and what's my age and location...he does this with Ektor and Dakota as well. I mean, seriously, if you can't even remember what GAME your in and who your tribemates are, either you're a moron or you're in too many other games at the same time. So for that reason, Scott will be the first one voted out.

Since it looks like it will be a blindside, I will ruin my reputation by singing this...

"SCOTTY DOESN'T KNOW! SCOTTY DOESN'T KNOW!" (if you have never heard this song before, listen to it, it's great!)